MarKar: Two-Times Dash!!

Chap 1: Circle of Life

Ashish was sneak into Todd’s room to rightfully take whatever possession he choose, due to the fact that Todd was just a child and Todd wasn’t even allowed to own any kind of thing without permission of Ashish b/c Todd was just kid after all. So, Ashish was sneak into Todd’s room while he’s asleep to obtain new game he heard lot of things about: MarKar, which was vidgame he was hear various critical acclaim about in magazine, website, YouTube vid, article, and toy store. The last time Ashish went to toy r us, sales clerk ‘Jim’ told him to buy it, so Ashish knew he would have to procure the same since Todd had access 2 it.

Ashish opened door to laundry room where Todd was asleep in crib. Ashish was look around room for MarKar + vidgame device to play it, but he couldn’t even see it. Ashish was get frustrate, and after 1 hour he was forcefulbly kick Todd’s crib.

“Yo,” Ashish say. “Where’s it.”

Todd was just sleep there b/c baby was require lot of sleep for optimal growth, nutrition + development. Ashish look down at Todd and was anger b/c even in sleep, Todd was insolent. So, he kick it again.

“YO,” Ashish say angrimoniously.

Todd was move around under blanket with all the baby toy and stuffed animal. Ashish was shine emergency flashlight in his face in order to illuminate it and interrogate it in dark room for enhance effect that he was see in various detective movie.

“Tell me where’s it, Todd,” Ashish tell to him while shine light on crib.

Todd was look up at Ashish in manner that’s defiant and unbecoming of child. He pull covers over his face and say, “I’m sleeping. You need to leave me alone.”

Ashish was laugh. “Ha ha ha…” he say, “but it is not so funny, Todd.” Just then, Ashish pull covers off of Todd and throw them out of room. When me was do that, he was see that Todd crib was lot bigger than he was previously think! In fact of it, crib was extend very far into the floor, and it was very clear 2 Ashish that Todd was burrow into floor below crib using various tool, which he was learn by play new game that’s call minecart. Ashish was impress with Todd’s ability to mine into floor and create large private space, but he was anger that Todd was think he could hide such important intel from Ashish.

“You are keeping it a secret from me,” Ashish say. He was shine light deep into crib and saw bigger room underneath, with lot of toy, TV, vidgame, couch, coffee table, movie, poster, board game + other item. “You are disobey me, Todd.”

Ashish was shine light at Todd, who was now sit up. “Okay, Ashish. You caught me. I guess I’ll let you play the game now.”

“Tell me where’s MarKar,” Ashish ask, thinking how similar in name it was to minecart. Ashish was eager to play the popular racing game so that he could sample fine product while also make use of secretously hidden alcove below Todd crib.

“It’s down here, Ashish,” Todd say, taking secret stairs down below.

Ashish was climb into playpen and follow Todd. He was descend into darkness, and was walk toward shining glow of TV that was glowfully shine in dark room that Todd was clandestinously excavate. Ashish was watch Todd go up to vidgame console and activate the same. The power was come on, and screen was display Ashish’s currentmost greatful desirement: “Mario Kart: Double Dash.”

“MarKar,” Ashish say, noting wrongful misspelling of MarKar 2-times dash on TV screen. Clearly , Todd was have illegal bootleg version that was manufacture by NinTunda company from Asian country of unknow origin.

“Do you want to be on my team, Ashish?” Todd ask while holding controller in his childful hand. “This is a great team game.”

Ashish was laugh again. “I am sorry Todd, but I work alone. I will beat you at your own game and I will do it w/o your help.”

“But Ashish,” Todd say, operating game w/ controller which was colorful and indicative of suitability for child to use it. “If you are on my team, you can steer the car while I shoot, or I can steer while you shoot.”

Ashish was intrigue by this dynamical development of MarKar 2x Dash. He was look at title screen of game and make connectful conclusion that the reason there was two character in each kar was due to fact that Todd was speak trutheously. The ability 2 sabotage Todd by hitting brake, or by not firing weapon…potential for humiliation + degradefulment was high probability.

But first…Ashish was need to defeat Todd at his own game before doing him honor of playing on same team for humiliative purpose.

“No,” Ashish say. “First, we must be on different teams. If you are worthy, then I will let you play on my team.”

“Okay,” Todd say smilefully. He was then press other button on vidgame console, and an additional device was fire up. It was sound like generator and was make lot of noise. Lot of lights were flash on side of it, and Ashish was notice that TV was become blurry, and surface of screen was become fluidful in nature, similar 2 movie Star Gate that’s feature Kart Rustle where military team was go thru magical portal to visit new planet w/ lot of sand, beach, pyramid, people w/ strange custom + flying saucer-using magical creature.

“What’s it,” Ashish say, kicking generator device.

“Don’t kick it,” Todd say.

Ashish was get anger and go to kick it again to communicate 2 Todd that he can’t make order of Ashish. Ashish was wind up and pull leg back to kick…

..but Todd was speak quickly. “What I mean to say,” Todd tell, “is that this is a special gift for you, Ashish. It really enhances the video game experience.”

“Oh, ok,” Ashish say, sitting down on couch. Todd was go to sit next to him, but Ashish push him on the floor. “No,” Ashish say. “You cannot share it w/ me.”

“No problem,” Todd say, sitting on floor w/ controller at foot of couch.

Todd was pick “grand prix”, which was term use to indicate big race w/ lot of combatant to determine who’s best, but Ashish didn’t even know what’s prix mean. Maybe it was misspell of “pix” which was abbrevment of “picture” which was commonly take w/ camera, iphone, pollaroid + sketch artist in police precinct. Then, after Todd picked grand pix, it was time to select character.

“Wow,” Ashish say, as he was look at impressive roster that was feature in the game of it. He was see lot of character such as maria, lugia, prince peach, and even character who’s call Todd! “There is a lot of it,” Ashish say.

Ashish was smile as Todd predictfully select “toad” character, as well as pink toad character due to fact that it was matchful w/ Toad/Todd, and indicative of good romantic match for game environment. Ashish was pick Mario character because it was have masculine mustache. he was also pick green mario character who also had mustache. Then, Todd was select ‘start’ and race was about 2 commence.

All of sudden, generator on side of vidgame machine was become super activate and shoot smoke all over the room underneath the crib. Room was begin to shake, and TV surface was do lot of ripple and get blurry like in Star Gate.

Ashish kick Todd. “It is broken, Todd. You have to fix it.”

Todd was stand up and look Ashish. On TV, countdown to race was begin. As countdown was happen, Todd was smile.

“Have a good race, Ashish,” Todd say.

Suddenfullishnessly, couch was eject Ashish forward into TV, and Ashish was enter into it like in SG movie. Ashish was look around and he was find himself in brightly color world of MarKar game world. He was also at wheel of cart, and Mario brother was sit behind him in gunner seat. Ashish was put on pilot goggle to drive kart. All around the stadium where race was take place, Ashish was see lot of adoring fan in audience, who were doing lot of cheer and wishing for Ashish to win.

“I am transport…” Ashish whisper. Then, he smile and was stand up and bow to all of fans.

“Thank you,” he say. “I will make you all proud.”

Ashish was sit back down in kart. A few spot ahead of it, he was see two Todds in kart. Ashish knew he was have to defeat Team of Todds in Game of MarKar. Ashish was grip steer wheel and rev engine. Countdown was begin from ugly creature riding in cloud + holding traffic light:


“I will beat you Todd…” Ashish say, as engine was make lot of rumble. He didn’t even want to wait for green light to go, so he was make decision to press gas before greenlight was arrive. He was begin to drive and was reach first place, and then he was hear:


Ashish was drive and was hear lot of boo from audience. He didn’t even know why, but he was look in rearview mirror and was see Todd approach. Ashish was grab item box, and roulette was spin until game decide what item Ashish was get. All of sudden, Todd was fire red shell at Ashish + Lugey, and Ashish was crash.

As Ashish kart was knock to side of the road + spin all around due to crashful impact, Todd was pass by him and say: “See you at the finish line, Ashish. YAAA-HOOOO.”

Ashish was very anger b/c of Todd betrayal + crowd who’s cheer for the transgression. After all racers were pass Ashish + Luis, item roulette was finish, and Ashish was get item. It was blue shell w/ wing + spike on it.

“Let’s-a go!” Lou tell to Ashish. L was very anger for being in last place, and Ashish was agree w/ him.

“Take wheel,” Ashish say to him, and switch so that he was stand in item launch position. Mario brother was then hit the gas, and the two were speed off after other racers in the match.

Logan was good driver, and was driving over lot of bumps in road + driving over lot of speed boost and gaps to jump it. They were do couple of laps and go around lot of other driver. There were many racer in magical MarKar land. Evil twins of mario bros were throwing lot of bomb all over race track. Ashish was remind of various stunts as perform by Jones in various action hero movie. Luigi brother was expertly drive around all explosions that were happen, which were cause lot of structural damage and violence. Ashish was become anger because the environment was very danger + also that such violent nature was of questionable moral integrity to include in vidgame 4 kids.

When Ashish was drive over new item block, he was gain secondary item of banana. Instead of eat it for nutrition, Ashish was hold onto it. He was have idea to implement the same, and it was require Luigi to drive w/ lot of skill. All of sudden, Ashish was climb in front of Luigi and sit on front of kart w/ banana in his hand.

“Get me close to the evil twins,” he tell to his partner.

Louie was drive close to them, and Ashish was so close now…

“YO!” he scream to them. When he was do that, wario bros were turn to look at Ashish, and this is when Ashish was jump onto their kart!

“Waaaaaaaahhhh!” wario brothers were scream. Added weight + unstability of Ashish on 2-person kart was cause car to swerve all over road due to intertial change in physics engine of it. Inertia was concept from science class, which was secondary rule to gravity that’s show that all fruit must fall from tree and come down to earth so that it can grow into new tree.

“It is the circle of life,” Ashish say to them, and shove banana into tailpipe of wario kart. Car was begin to make lot of weird noise and make jerking movement.

“YO,” Ashish shout to Luigi who was drive close by and look very concern. “Drive straight,” he yell to him.

Luigi was drive straight, and Ashish was dramaticfully leap off of wario kart and onto mario kart, which was clever way to compare two sets of bros who were divide by fierce competition of go kart race in front of millions of adoring fan.

Just then, kart that was drive by wario bros was explode with lot of fire, causing big impact crater to appear in race track. “GO!” Ashish say, looking back at big pile of smoke, while crowd was watch w/ lot of amazement and spectacle.

“MAMA-MIA,” Mario brother was say.

“Hehehe,” Ashish say as he was drive. Mama-mia was name of popular movie/musical that was feature on broadway with lot of song + dance routine, and was indicate of italian culture that’s include pasta, ravioli, rigatoni + Paul Giomatti.

Lot of wind was blow as Luigi was speed down track. In distance, Ashish was see Team of Todds. When it was time for final lap, Ashish was bring out blue shell and take aim. Team of Todd was in front, and Ashish was going to do it.

“Let’s-a go!” Luigi say.

“No,” Ashish tell him. “Get me close again.”

Luigi was worry when Ashish was say this, and he look back at him.

“Do not worry,” Ashish say. “I will not let the explosion hit us.”

Luigi was drive close to Todd kart, who was in first place. Ashish was now in second place, and was very close to attaining glory as best kart racer of MarKar. As Ashish was approach, he was able to hear Todd laughing and joking w/ female Todd. Todd was truly happy to find a mate, and to be in victorious position to show off battle prowess and expert driving ability + sportsmanship…but Ashish would not allow it.

“Not today,” Ashish whisper before shouting at Todd over blowing wind and high velocity of go-kart.

“YO,” he scream to Todd. “LOOK WHAT WEAPON I HAVE.”

Todd was look back. “Oh no!” he say. “Please don’t!”

“It is too late for you,” Ashish say to Todd. “Better luck next time.”

All of sudden, Todd kart was slam on brake, and Ashish + Luigi was go fly fast at high velocity. But…it was too late of it. Before Ashish could even know what’s it, he was fire blue shell, which was genetically program to chase after person in first place. In very fast velocity, which was also science concept, blue shell was travel at supersonic speed around race track. Ashish was approach finish line, and lot of confetti was throw around him by adoring fan, who were wait for him to cross finish line.

“HIT THE GAS, LOUIS,” Ashish yell, recalling physical concept of inertia which he was learn in science class and previously implement to defeat wario bros.

Blue shell was increase in speed, and Ashish was look in rearview mirror and see it rapidly approach. Todd kart was speed up now, trying to wait for shell to hit Ashish and claim victory at last moment. Just as blue shell collide w/ Ashish kart, Donkey Kong + Diddy Kong, who were ape from famous game series featuring lot of jungle animal, were animalistically shoot red shell at Todd. Just as red shell was hit Todd kart, blue shell was hit Ashish kart, and both cars were go flying into air due to massive explosion.

Ashish was fly through air in slow mo, along w/ Luigi, Todd + Toddette. All of them were fly toward finish line, and because Todd was lighter, he was sail through air w/ lot of speed.

“WINNER,” announcer was say as Ashish + Luigi were fly through air. They were land in nearby pool of water.

Ashish didn’t even see Team Todd anywhere, but when he was look up, he still see Todds flying through the air because of such light weight. They were fly through the air, blasting off into sky, sailing away into the stars to fulfill their own destiny.

“Follow your dream, Todd,” Ashish say.

Then he was see girlfriend of Luigi wallk by, who’s name Daisy. Ashish was become excite because of it, and even tho she was love interest of mario’s bro, he was decide that because it’s 2x dash, Daisy would be interest in dating 2 different love interest.

Ashish was claim trophy from winning race and then go to ask Daisy out on hot date.

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Song: Bhuppi the Saurabh

The following poem is recite in songful manner to tune of “Frosty the Snowman”. For reference to previous history of Bhup that’s depict in following song lyric, please revert the same to Bhuppi Bachelor Show story! Here’s it:

Bhuppi the saurabh, was happy little guy 
He’s bachelor w/ TV show + some girls to ask on date
One day’s waiting 4 the girl 2 come his way
But all of sudden come a girl named Bnta and now he’s cry all day

Bhuppi the saurabh, was tragic hero now
He’s mourn the loss of his fav-rite grl + game show that did the same
Now he is waiting in the rain that’s fall from sky
He’s vow to venge her and right the wrongs of the world that’s full of lie…

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Raccoon City: Very Danger (Part 2)

Ashish was sit in passenger seat of cop car and have meaningful conversation with Leo Kennedy, which was name of cop who was save his life in previous chapter. Leo was young rookie cop without lot of field experience to put on résumé when applying for various job application, but he was previously save life of Ashish, which was debt that Ashish would have to repay at opportune moment in future. So, LK was arrive in town at same time as Ashish and notice that things were go very wrong in Raccoon City! As result of the same, Ashish was join force with rookie cop to uncover mystery of Raccoon rabie virus, and hopefully find cure of it.

As they were drive down road and go very fast, Ashish was notice that there was lot of people on road, walking in unsafe manner by standing in middle of road w/o even looking both ways before they were cross the street. Leon was drive all around the fine citizen of raccoon, and driving in wreckless manner which is commonly indicate of traffic accident. After Leon was hit several bump in road, Ashish was begin to feel unsafe.

“Drive straight,” Ashish tell to Leon.

Leon didn’t even answer because he was worry about current situation, and because cop was to uphold duty of maintaining civilization in time of social unrest and disorder. Finally, he was look at Ashish before look back at road.

“Hey, could you check the glove box?”

Ashish was confuse because glove was article of clothing commonly wear on hand in time of cold or winter condition such as snow, Christmas, snowball fight, camping, mountain climb, workout at witness club, and some garden situation. Box was cubical object commonly use in storage of various supplies, or moving friend to new apartment in u-haul truck.

“What’s it,” Ashish ask to Leon.

Leon was look at Ashish and pointed to panel in front of Ashish, which was area of car commonly utilize for storage of driver license, registration info, napkin, snack, purell + other miscellaneous supply.

“Ohhhhhh, ok,” Ashish say, laughing at miscommunicative situation. Then, Ashish press button, and inside of compartment he was find two item: handgun and nunchuk! Ashish was very familiar w/ nunchuk weapon from previous mission, so he was put it in his pocket. Then, he was lift up visor of motorcycle helmet to examine gun in more closetful manner. “There’s….gun,” Ashish tell to Leon.

“Better take it with you,” Leon tell to Ashish.

Ashish was pick up gun and hold it in his hand. He was examine it for durability + craftsmanship to make sure it was of good engineering and design from good manufacture. Gun was “Browning HP” which was acronym to be share w/ “Harry Potter,” which was popular franchise of children movie for commercial box office. Ashish was know that w/ HP gun, he would have special power to be able to conduct investigation of rabie virus and fine cure for raccoon city.

All of sudden, Ashish was hear something from back seat! When he was turn around, he was find that a man w/ rabie virus was attack from backseat + try to jump over divider in back. Man in backseat was bear strikeful resemblement to gas station attendant Mark + diner chef Tony. Ashish shed few tears for fallen citizen of raccoon city but was have to focus on current situation in cop car!

“No!” Ashish scream. He was put down visor to helmet to protect from bacterial infection, and man in back was try to smack and scratch Ashish, which was rude of a mannerism to engage in it when meeting someone for first time.

Leon was turn steering wheel of car to try to compensate for newfound passenger in backseat, and to prevent infection by altering inertia of moving car. Inertia was basic principle from science class as develop by Isaac Newton which was say “body in motion stay in movement,” so Leon was do his best to try and uphold the law of Newton, and the law of Raccoon City. He was swerve car into various alleyway and building on side of the road, which was cause him to lose control of car. Ashish was try to point gun at man in backseat to defend the life of Leon, but w/ so much Newtonian movement, he couldn’t even get it.

Ashish was fire a bullet and missed zombie.

“Hold your fire!” Leon shout.

“Who’d it!” Ashish say. He was confuse because there wasn’t even no fire inside of car, so he didn’t even know how to hold it to comply w/ Leon.

All of sudden, Leon was drive over patch of oil in road, and car was begin to spin. Ashish was begin to get lot of dizzy because of continuous spinful state, and he was remind of merry-go-round at Disney world when he was take Todd to see it. Ashish couldn’t even point gun, but he was know that man in back was still try to infect him. At final moment, Leon was apply brake device in car JUST as cop car was do collision w/ traffic pole. Car was suddenly stop, and due to fact that Ashish + Lenny were wear seatbelt device, they were able to survive crash w/o harmful occurrence. However, zombie from back seat was fly through windshield, which was common feature in all automobile.

Ashish was look out window of car and confirmed death of zombie.

“Are you okay?” Leo ask.

“Still in one piece of it,” Ashish respond to him.

All of sudden again, Ashish was notice that very bright headlight was illuminate main compartment of car. Looking behind him, he was detect that, in far away so much lot of distance, big truck w/ many wheels was come driving toward them w/ lot of speed!

“It is the same car from the gas station!” Ashish say.

“That maniac’s gonna ram us!” Leon say.

“Oh, ok,” Ashish say in response to it.

Before he was get out of car, Ashish was snap photo of oncoming truck 4 upload to photo album later. He applied fancy filter for instant-graham application, which was name after popular graham cracker snack to purchase at grocery store, convenient store + Then, Ashish was undo seatbelt, but it was stuck!

Big truck was get closer, so Ashish was press emergency eject button of cop car. All of sudden, top of car was open up like in helicopter, and seat was eject upwardly into beautiful night sky. Ashish was notice how beauteous sky was with lot of bright star to illuminate it, and was think that real estate in Raccoon City area was lightly to have lot of high value due to such good view. Ashish take another photo from new height to add to album. Then, parachute was open up from seat ejection, and Ashish was begin to float gracefully down to Raccoon City street.

All of sudden, truck from gas station was run into cop car and do big volumeful explosion upon contact with the same! Ashish look below and was see big fireball happen from it, and shockwave impact of it was cause parachute to blow in other direction, away from Leo. Leon was watch Ashish in astonishment, and he didn’t even know that Ashish was previously complete many secret mission in past that were also very danger, to places such as Donewall and famous city in sky: Columbia.

Ashish was begin to get afraid that he wouldn’t even see Leonard again, or how to find way to police station. Raccoon City was big urban location with lot of one way street and road obstruction due to bacterial outbreak, so he didn’t even know which way’s it. Google map application could only do little bit of help.

“Lenny!” Ashish shout as he was float away. “How do I find it!”

“Head to the station!” Leonardo shout. “I’ll meet you there.”

Ashish took out iPhone and was snap photo of Leon and add it to album. He did zoom feature on it to capture close picture of Leon so that he didn’t forget what he look like, and then upload it to album.

“Ohk!” Ashish say, floating down street w/ parachute. As he float, Ashish was study layout of Raccoon City + commit it to memory. Below, he was see lot of citizens who were walk around and also infect, doing lot of moanful noise and staggerful step. Ashish was take some additional photos of Raccoon City and citizenry, and post it to album. He was also see lot of burning car, car crash, abandon house, store, grocery store, pharmacy, school, and some restaurant.

Ashish was operate controls of parachute and alter his trajectory. In distance, he was see gun shop that had name “Kendo Gun Shop” on it. Lights were on inside, which meant electricity was operate at good capacity, which was sign of civilization! Ashish was start to drop down to ground level at increaseful speed, and he was get close to Kendo shop which had big glass window front. He was look more closely and also see some zombie which were bang on glass to try and break it. Glass was sensitive material used in lot of device, such as table, drinking cup, car window, shower door and glass slipper from famous Cinderella movie from Disney corporation.

“The corporation…” Ashish say. He was realize that it must be evil of a corporation to do it who would unleash bacterial/viral contagion on citizen of Raccoon City. Company that had such squeakful clean image like Disney would have lot to hide…and lot to gain…from doing it. Ashish know he was have to uncover the truth of it.

Just then, Ashish was crash through gun shop window at rapidful speed, and did considerable damage to break the same. Due to fact that he was wear motorcycle helmet, he was land safely w/o much injury.

Ashish land on carpet floor of gun shop, but parachute was still hang out of big broken window! Ashish turn to look at storefront window, but instead, he was see aforemention zombie now attack a man who was likely gun shop owner, doing hideful behavior inside of gun shop to hide from infection. Ashish was shed various tear upon watching gun shop owner get attack by group of zombie, who were doing scratch and bite on him.

“No…” Ashish say, realizing that he was fail a fine citizen of Raccoon. “They are all have rabie,” he say.

Ashish was point gun at zombie, but he didn’t even have lot of bullets to do it. He look to his right and saw door leading to back alley. Door was open, which was indicate that someone was recently use it.

Ashish was cut away his parachute strap so that he could fit through door. He was make sure he had nunchuk and gun in his pocket. Before he was exit the door, he turned back to gun shop owner. Gun shop owner was scream and make lot of blood mark on carpet, which would make difficult stain to remove it.

“I am sorry,” Ashish say.

Then, Ashish snap a photo of zombie attack, and upload it to album.

Ashish was turn and exit into alleyway and never even look back…

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Raccoon City: Very Danger (Part 1)

Ashish was ride into Raccoon City on motorcycle which he was borrow from Jones without ask permission. He was previously sneak into garage of Jones and take red motorcycle because of gud gas mileage, and he was take it to raccoon city to get new pet to appeal to kids, and maybe open business for petting zoo to earn money on side and maybe find new roommate. So, he was ride into RC at night since it was long trip, and he was so low on gas that he was tell himself to stop for gas when he was get there. Also, Ashish was notice how quiet road was on way to raccoon city, which was indicate of light traffic condition forecast and good luck for Ashish not to run into traffic jam, which was name of situation often associate w/ lot of traffix, or even famous spread to go on peanut butter sandwich, which was delicacy for children and come in variety of flavor.

Ashish was find it strangeful that he didn’t even see no other cars on road.

“It is strangeous,” Ashish say from inside helmet, which was safety device use when utilizing motorcycle for travel.

Ashish press gas pedal on bike, and put on turn signal to take exit for raccoon city. Turn signal was proper driving protocol to indicate to other driver what’s it, and when’s it, so Ashish was do it out of habit to make sure everyone who’d see it was safe of it. Soon, after bearing right on fork and driving straight, Ashish was get to Raccoon City.

He was check iphone for nearest pet store, and even press button to ask siri “pet store where’s it,” but siri was give him error! Ashish was look around city, which was typically associate w/ lot of bustle + commercial activity, but didn’t even see nothing.

He was take motorcycle to gas station to get fuel for the same, and when he get there, he was see big truck w/ lot of wheels filling up gas. Ashish was park motorcycle and decide to go say hi, because he didn’t even see any other people in city, and he was begin to get loneful and yearnful for human interaction, which was necessary for happy life. So, he was keep helmet on to look like tough traveler, and took few steps to truck. All of sudden, car window of truck was blast open, and man was fall out on his back! Ashish was frighten when he see this, and didn’t even know who’s or what’s it even to happen around raccoon city.

Ashish look at man who was throw out of window, and he had nametag on w/ name Mark, which was indicate he was local to RC + gas station attendant. Ashish was notice that Mark was have lot of scratch + blood mark on his face, which was indicate of injury, but then…Ashish was look at eyes of Mark, which were all white and indicate of unnatural condition. Then, slowfully, Mark was get up and start to stand. Ashish look in truck and notice driver was inside w/ bleeding on arm.

“Ugh….” truck driver say. “That guy’s a maniac! Why’d he bite me?”

Then, truck was take off and leave gas station w/o paying, and Ashish was left alone w/ Mark. Mark was now walk toward Ashish w/ blood in mouth, doing lot of moan-noise and walk toward Ashish with uneven step and bad posture.

“Yo,” Ashish say, still wearing helmet, walking backward from man. Ashish was look around at surroundings, and didn’t even see other people anywhere. “YO,” Ashish say w/ bit more loudful intention. “Where’s pet store,” Ashish ask.

Man wasn’t even listen and was continue to walk to Ashish. Mark was chomp his teeth and drip blood from mouth, so Ashish was decide that maybe Mark was sick w/ bacterial infection or maybe rabie, which was contract from wild Raccoon animal.

“Ohhhhhhhh,” Ashish say, finally making understandful connection. “CIty is  name after raccoon animal, which is contain rabie, so lot of local HAVE rabie as part of local culture.” Ashish was proud to have made logical connection of cultural condition in raccoon city through power of deductive reasoning.

“Ohhhhh, ok,” Ashish say. “Sorry 2 be rude, Mark. I did not know the custom.” Ashish was start to grumble underneath helmet and try his best to mimic custom of Mark. “Rooooooaaaaaarrr,” Ashish say, doing best impression of raccoon which he was watch on discovery channel one day.

Mark was bewilder @ Ashish and didn’t even know what 2 do, so Ashish was continue to honor local raccoon custom.

All of sudden, Ashish turn around and was see various other local raccoon resident depicting similar habit to Mark, and Ashish was decide that this was welcome committee of city, come to welcome new visitor and show Ashish good time.

“I am honored,” Ashish say, “but really please tell me where’s the pet store.”

When welcome committee was still approach Ashish w/ staggerful step, Ashish turn back to Mark, who was now grab Ashish’s arm and try to bite it!

“No,” Ashish say, “I don’t want to shake hand.”

Ashish was try to get arm away from Mark, but Mark was very strong, which was indicate of lot of gym attendance or maybe viral infection of engineered virus from evil corporation, or maybe famous actor Mark Strong who was famous actor to feature in various movie. Finally, Ashish was able to push Mark away, and decide that Mark maybe was try to inflict harm on Ashish because he was outsider.

So after push Mark, Ashish go into local diner to take cover, only to be attack by local chef! He had nametag which was say Tony.

“I am not interested!” Ashish shout, while running through diner to service exit in back. Chef of diner was also infect w/ raccoon rabie, and was rapidly approach Ashish. Ashish finally open door and was find local police officer point gun at him!

Ashish was still wear helmet and say, “No, please don’t do it! I’m just looking for pet store!”

“Get down!” cop say to Ashish.

So, Ashish do it, and cop was also shoot gun at Tony and kill it by shooting it in head. Ashish was thankful for assistance of new cop friend, but he didn’t even know who’s it.

“We can’t stay out here,” cop say. “We should head to the police station. It’ll be a lot safer,” he tell to Ashish.

“Oh, ok,” Ashish say, following cop.

So, Ashish was get up and follow cop to cop car. As they were drive to station, Ashish couldn’t even know was in store for he and new partner later on. Couldn’t even know it.

“What’s even going on in raccoon city,” Ashish say. “I drive into it, and all of sudden, everyone was go—“

“Great!” cop say. “The radio’s out.”

Ashish was look at cop who was drive in tenseful manner. “Yo,” Ashish say. “You’re cop, right?”

“Yeah,” cop say, fixing his hair. “First day on the job. Great, huh? Name’s Leon Kennedy. Nice to meet you.”

Ashish was smile at Lenny Kendy, glad to make such heroic new friend. But as they were drive straight along road, Ashish didn’t even know what type of evil… was take residence… in cheerful raccoon city, or what kind of trouble would happen when he get to police station…


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Ashish Joins Salvation Army to Fight S Konda But Goes to Sporting Good Store to Buy Equipment First

Ashish was enlist in salvation army to fight battle against s konda. Salvation army was dual purpose naming convention to do good deed such as ‘save life’ which was commonly associate w/ hero, heroic activity, heroism, and hero TV show on nbc which was star hayley panter. Other part of name ‘army’ was commonly associate w/ militaristical occupation of it, to fire gun, drive tank, shoot rifle, throw grenade, run mile + defeat bad guy from world dominate.

So, Ashish was join salvation army to be ultimate goodguy to impress Hansen Pansen and go on date wid it, and 2 defeat Konda. “It is multipurposeful,” Ashish say, as he stand in line at sporting good store to purchase hunting equipment. He was stand in check out line at store w/ army hat, boot, pant, fishing bait, baseball glove, bat (which was also dual name for animal of the same), plus some guns. Ashish stand at checkout line while girl was scan all item from shopping cart. Nearby, there was fish tank w/ various exotic fish in it, including baby shark. Ashish was enjoy wildlife in tank, but Ashish also notice checkout girl was very exotic w/ lot of breast, and he was become very excite.

Yo,” Ashish say, smiling at it. “What’s ur name.”

Ashish already knew girl’s name because it was indicate on nametag which was attach to shirt which was locate over breasts of girl, which Ashish was already notice. Girl was look at Ashish as she was scan item, and Ashish was glad she was able to find suitable employment opportunity in such difficult economy.

“My name’s Zonnie,” girl was tell to Ashish.

“It is a nice name,” Ashish tell to her, putting on sunglasses. “How about you make a date w/ me,” he tell her in addition to previous sentence.

Sir, I have a boyfriend,” Zonnie was say, while continuing to ring up item.

Ashish was smile at weak attempt by girl to refuse Ashish, and he was often read in men’s magazine that when girl was try to say no, it was because she was secretfully ashame to say yes for fear of judgmental nature.

“But he is a boy,” Ashish tell her. “I am a man who can show you the world,” Ashish say, which was quote from famous movie Aladdin which was favorite movie of many girl. Zonnie was laugh at Ashish, which was indicate of joyful experience, and then when she went to scan Ashish’s final items — the guns — she was hesitate.

“Sir, do you have a permit for these?”

Ashish was smile because she didn’t even know he was in salivation army to fight S Konda. “I am in the salvation army,” Ashish say. “Tomorrow I am going into battle to fight S Konda. Loosev sent me and I am on secret mission.”

Girl was confuse w/ Ashish, which was not strange b/c girls were often find it difficult to follow complex informational story.

“Um,” Zonnie say, “You need a permit for these weapons. I can’t sell them to you.”

Ashish was laugh, “Ohhh, ok,” he say to her before making decision to dial up charm, which was strategy often employ by Jones. “I told you, tomorrow I go into battle. So, tonight may be my last night alive. Maybe you should just go out on date w/ me. I may not live and you may regret it.

Zonnie was disgust w/ Ashish, and so she press button under cash register. All of sudden, various security guard were show up to apprehend Ashish.

Ashish turn to Zonnie and say, “What is the meaning of it?”

Zonnie was chew bubblegum and blow bubble at Ashish while he was stand there. The security guards were come close to take him away, and Ashish was have to think fast. He think back to previous mission w/ Jones, where he hand him stick of gum called “red light green light,” which was inspire by famous movie Mission Impossible w/ Tim Cruise.

All of sudden, Ashish took out red light green light gum and was take it out of wrapper. “Red light,” Ashish say, folding gum. “Green light,” he tell to them.

Then, w/ lot of speed, Ashish throw gum onto fish tank, and watch it explode it. All of sudden, fish tank was break, and lot of water + fish was pour out, flooding store. Ashish was put all his item into shopping cart, including gun. He was run shopping cart out of store as security guard were become drown in water from tank explosion.

Just before he leave, Ashish took out iPhone and turn to Zonnie. She was stand behind counter, and was proceed to get lot of water on shirt from fish tank. Ashish took various picture from phone of Zonnie’s wet t-shirt, which was now stuck to her breast b/c of water.

“Goodbye, my dear. Maybe next time,” Ashish say to her. Then, Ashish was run out of store w/ his item in shopping cart, and run all the way home w/ it to prepare for mission.


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Ashish Go To Castle Black to Meet Jon Snow, Find Attractive Female, and Sit on Wall of It

Ashish was go to Wall @ Black Castle to join night watch club. Ashish was hear lot about new secret club in ice mountain area of continent, so he go up there wearing warm clothing item such as jacket, boot, pant, scarf, and some glove. He was think about getting hat, but he was notice not lot of people have hat, so he was use this information to make determination that hat wasn’t even a trendy item to wear it when in wall club. Ashish finally get up to Wall and knock on door. Young man w/ long dark hair like girl would wear it was answer door and look at Ashish for bit.

“Are you lost?” young man tell to Ashish.

“No,” Ashish tell back to him. “I’m here for wall duty. Was sent here on secret pilgrimage to join secret club and have various adventure,” Ashish explain to him in specific detail.

“Do you even know what the night’s watch is?” young man say.

“I know the secret oath of it…” Ashish say: “I am night’s watch. I come here to join special club of crow, which is dark animal who can fly, make noise, fight w/ sword, and save all of humanity. I do it for glory, for love, and for destiny,” Ashish say.

Young man was look at Ashish for very long time and didn’t even know what to say to it.

Ashish then say, “What’s ur name.”

Young man look at Ashish say, “Snow. Jon Snow. Son of Lord Eddard Stark of Winterfell.”

Ashish smile and look at him. “Oh, ok,” he tell him, but then start to laugh. “Hehehehe,” Ashish say. He was laugh b/c snow was elemental precipitation commonly associate w/ cold condition, winter, santa clause, holiday, reindeer, and ski resort.

“What are you laughing at?” Jon Snow say.

“You don’t even do any ski,” Ashish explain. “But,” he continue, “can I join club. I can recite oath again to prove it.”

Jon Snow took few step back and say, “Please don’t say another word. Just…get inside and we’ll figure out what to do with you.”

Ashish smile and was so grateful to make new friend w/ Jon Snow, who was appropriately name due to weather condition and honorable son of Tony Stark, who was famous super hero from various film story. Ashish walked into secret hideout of crow club, and was ready to look for girls to talk to, make conversation, make romantic pass at, and ask out on date.

He look around and see lot of man w/ beard, fur coat, cape, sword, plus other item. But, he didn’t even see one girl.

“Yo,” Ashish say to JS. “Where’s it.”

Jon turn around and say, “Where’s what?”

Ashish pat him on shoulder to give friendly pat on shoulder. “It,” Ashish say.

“What’s it?” Jon say.

“Yes,” Ashish tell him. “Girls, man. Where’s it.”

Now Jon was grin at Ashish. “There are no girls at Castle Black,” Jim say. “At the night’s watch, we swear to take no wives, father no children, and we never leave our post.”

Ashish was think this was good fit due to fact that he wanted to have many girlfriend w/o longterm commitment. Also, after difficulty w/ Todd, he knew having children was big responsibility. Also, post was term commonly use w/ post office and mail system, so Ashish didn’t even need it because it was commonly associate w/ bill payment. Occasionally it was deliver Victoria Secrets catalog, but w/ real girlfriend, he didn’t even need to get it. Also, he was think that Castle Black was interesting name for competitor to famous restaurant business: White Castle. WC was feature in lot of pop culture outlet, such as TV, movie, commercial, and various film such as Harry Potter go to White Castle. It was feature various menu item such as sandwich, burger, french fry, onion ring, soda, and mini version of the same for children to eat lot of nutritional content.

Ashish smile and say, “Good, man. It is good fit for my life style. Please tell me when the girls arrive.”

Joe Snow was look at Ashish, but he didn’t even say one thing! He was appear to be confuse, so he go over to other watchmen to discuss various matter. Few of them were look at Ashish, and Ashish wave to them in order to convey proper etiquette of social interaction and politeful nature of interpersonal dynamic.

Then, Ashish was take elevator up to top of wall, sit in lawn chair, and wait for sunrise by the fire of it, until he could keep warm w/ company of girl in cold environment.

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Economy Class: Principle of Supply/Demand w/ Movies to Watch it Pertaining to Safety on Airplane Flight to Undisclose Location

Ashish was wear headphone to watch movie in mini tv on back of seat in front of him on airplane while flying to new destination. He was customize personal viewing experience on plane by selecting channel to watch movie, and was wear headphone to listen to it. It was cost money to view movie ‘on demand,’ and Ashish was confuse because demand was term often associate w/ economic principle such as supply + demand, which was elementary concept taught in various business program, workplace, job, and some high school classroom to learn it. Also, demand was also very appropriate way of a thing to ask for it when dealing w/ insolent child or unculture individual to watch or get objective complete. But, since Ashish was require to pay monetary compensatory item to watch exciteful movie, he wait for passenger next to him, some old lady who wasn’t even young person, to fall asleep before take credit card, swipe it, and then confirm purchase via transaction w/ airplane.

Ashish was now in middle of movie call ‘Grl Next Door’ which was star famous actor such as Leonardo DiCaprio, Timothy Oliver + Elizbeth Collin, and which was depict various white teenager w/ poor moral decisional skill, and was excite to see very voluptuous exotic blonde girl w/ large breast, nice face, lip, eyes, facial feature, plus other area. There was scene in film which was contain illicit pornographic encounter w/ parents of boy, and Ashish was grow very excite due to forbidden + animalistic nature of it, and was wonder if he could accomplish the same in his own life.

Ashish was feel his pant become so tight due to exciteful nature of scene, and he was realize that passenger next to him would see it, notice that Ashish didn’t have credit card of his own to pay it + suspect that he was steal payment from other passenger, and then tell stewardess to eject Ashish from plane + go to jail, which would result in criminal record, jail sentence, new court case + some drug use or interaction w/ black + other criminal in jail area. Ashish was realize he had to hide excitement, so he was go to take nearby safety manual to cover it. Just then, passenger w/ credit card was wake up! Passenger was old white woman who was of high age in society + biological composition. She was look down at lap of Ashish, look out window, and do yawning.

“Safety is important,” old lady tell to Ashish.

Ashish was pretend not to hear old lady due to fact that headphone was in ear, and then just watch movie w/ safety manual on lap 2 conceal erotic arousal. He look over at her and was anger b/c he was make eye contact w/ it, which was indicative of attentiveness in current situation.

“Yo,” Ashish say.

“Young man,” lady tell to him while undo seatbelt. “Would you mind terribly?”

Ashish was concern b/c undoing of seatbelt in context of exciteful pornographic content was indicator of desire to get close to someone else to do romantic activity such as kiss, touch, go on lap, rub, and other kind of thing. Terrible was true of a sentiment to define it.

Old lady was lean close to Ashish, and Ashish was concern b/c 1) she was able 2 see pornographical type of movie w/ Leonardi Da Vinci, and 2) would report Ashish to authority.

“Please put your seatbelt,” Ashish tell her.

“Young man, please,” lady say. “Would you mind? I need to go to bathroom. I–oh my,” lady say, looking at movie on mini tv screen of Ashish.

Ashish was concern again b/c watching movie stimulus was likely to do erotic reaction from lady which was undesirable of situation for Ashish to experience it on plane while flying to new location. So, Ashish take safety manual from lap and put it in front of TV to hide it. Then, lap of Ashish was expose to lady, who was then look down at it.

“Oh my…” lady say again to Ashish in seat of plane currently in flight.

“Please just let me go to the bathroom,” lady say.

Ashish was undo seatbelt and stand up to get out of way for lady while cover front of pant w/ hand. Ashish was prefer aisle seat due to fact that due to secret training w/ Jones + Loosev, it was not good of a thing to do it to be trap by other individual w/o ability to escape during undesirable situation. So, Ashish was have freedom to get up and go whenever he was want it. Ashish get up to move, but then see that flight attendant who was beautiful exotic woman was approach down aisle w/ shopping cart to contain beverage, refreshment, drink, coke, peanut + napkin. Ashish try to go around it, but waitress wouldn’t even move it. So, Ashish try to go other way, but then other exotic waitress was come down aisle from other direction!

Ashish was trap on both side, and now old lady was in aisle w/ Ashish and similarly trap. Ashish was become more excite due to exciteful encounter w/ 2 extremely beautiful flight attendant, who were secretly try to seduce Ashish and have date w/ him while wearing naughty flight attendant costume.

Old lady was try to go around flight attendant but couldn’t do it, and was approach Ashish, so Ashish try to turn around to go back to seat, but waitress 1 was now block access to assigned seating of Ashish. Ashish was look at his seat and could still see movie playing, and was anger/upset b/c he was miss important plot detail and character dev which was necessary to experience it in order to get money’s worth, do critique of film, and derive entertainment values.

Ashish was become excite again, and pant was grow tight due to tight encounter w/ flight attendant plus unfortunate proximity of old lady.

“Yo,” Ashish say to waitress1. “How’z it going.”

“Please return to your seat, sir.”

Ashish was smile at it due to flrting comment + exciting outfit of waitress, which was accentuate various bodily feature such as breast, hip, neck, hand, face + leg.

“Can’t even,” Ashish say while grin. “Why don’t you show me how to do it.”

Waitress then look down at pant area of Ashish and notice impressive masculine protrusion from groin region.

“Sir, that isn’t appropriate,” she tell to him.

“Oh I know,” Ashish say. “You mean my conceal weapon?”

“Excuse me, sir?” waitress tell him. She was now very anger.

“What’s it,” Ashish say while become confuse in addition to excite.

“Did you say you have a weapon?”

Ashish smiled and was become more excite due to pornographic dialogue which was unfold while remain true to depiction of sexual/romantical encounter in real life to fulfill fantasy, desire, need, urge, etc.

“Well,” Ashish say. “May be you will have to search me…”

Just then, waitress attendant was use walkie-talkie. Ashish was confuse b/c it was against rule to use electronic device on board of airplane due to scientific concept of frequency, radio wave, hydraulic lift, turbulent nature, tray table, + standard temperature and pressure, which may cause interference of it and cause unwanted behavior of 757 aircraft.

“We have a situation in economy class,” attendant say in walkie-talkie, and start to push cart to trap Ashish more.

Ashish was retreat in aisle in other direction, but old lady was still in his way, and other waitress was push cart to trap Ashish in aisle also! Ashish was trap, and also confuse due to fact that economy was business term to describe value, supply + demand. Ashish was then realize that economy class was type of crime Ashish was commit due to theft of credit card to pay for ‘on demand’ movie, which was also supply and demand.

“Stop it,” Ashish say, “I didn’t steal it.”

All of sudden, Ashish was hear large voice of masculine man on plane.

“Freeze!” voice say. “Air Marshall!”

“Yo,” Ashish say. “How’z it going!”

Ashish look across plane which was 757, which was hv 2 seats, aisle, 5 seat, other aisle, and two seat on other side. Voice was come from large man who was black, stand in other aisle, pointing stun gun at Ashish. Freeze was term use by police officer to tell criminal to stop, but also scientific term to describe object that did not yet reach melting point and was in solid state of matter when compare to liquid and gas element of the same.

Ashish was try to run, but then he was hit old lady, and was anger when exciteful groin area which was still excite due to movie + forbidden encounter w/ flight attendant was press into hip of old lady!

“Oh my!” old lady say, which was disgustful to Ashish. “He’s sexually assaulting me!”

“Not even,” Ashish say, punching lady.

“Freeze!” Marshall tell to Ashish. Marshall was first name of famous rapper Eminem, which was name after popular children candy food, who was successful entrepreneur in music industry despite extreme competition from other ethnic musician such as Dr. Dre, Kanye West, Gangnam Style + Will Smith.

Everyone on plane was become very fearful of current situation, and Ashish was know he had to take charge of room and prove innocence. So, Ashish took pen + from nearby child who was do crossword puzzle to arm himself w/ weapon. Also, he was take portable DVD player from child due to fact that he was previously pay for movie and not even allowed to finish it due to current situation w/ authority + flight attendant. He was take DVD player as compensation for inconvenience to watch film at later time and any location due to portable nature of it.

Then, Ashish was begin to climb over seat to get out of flight attendant trap. He was go over various individual and seatback while knock over drink, beverage, food and kick people in face and shoulder to escape due to goal of survival and innocence.

Marshall was run after Ashish, but many years of training as secret agent were asset to Ashish to evade capture of lowly civil servant of poor socioeconomic status.

Ashish was clear from trap, and then was run to front of plane to run away from Marshall. He was run closer to cockpit, which was one other pornographic term + remind Ashish of tactical encounter w/ femme fatale in Mek sport in arena, which was remind Ashish of OTHER forbidden encounter w/ exotic female and using scope to look at breast of it.

Ashish was reach cockpit and Marshall was behind him and get close to it. So, Ashish was ring doorbell.

“Yo,” Ashish say, “Please open it so that I can do–”

Ashish was stop to talk b/c Marshall was get him and use stun gun on Ashish. Ashish was fall to floor and go to sleep b/c he was tire of it, and was wonder what would happen to it, and if he could get to finish movie w/ Leonardo Damon, get money’s worth, or ask various flight attendant on date, or maybe even go out to party w/ Jones to pick up girl…but then…room was go dark……….

As Ashish was fall asleep to go to bed, he was see man stand over him, wearing sunglass + stylish shirt from designer store. Air Marshall was stand behind sunglass man.

“I told you I would find you,” man say. “Welcome home, Ashish.”

Ashish didn’t even know who’s it, but it was sound familiar, like he was formerly meet in warehouse or other location….

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